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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:41

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Yes sir it is.

What is it like to be a Christian in Iran?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

How do you get people to follow your Quora Space?

After a few moments he returns.

Sure no problem officer.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

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{RING} {RING}

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Beautiful European women were killed by inquisition but Russia was not Catholic. Is this the reason for a drastic difference explaining why Russian women are the prettiest?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

HELLO

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Who is Meghan Markle and why is she so controversial on the Internet?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.